GREEN LIGHTS. GREEN GREEN LIGHTS, ON MY GLAD HANDER SELLBOT AGAIN…. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdE1b-s5S0, 2:43)
ya’ll are monsters
I’ve watched this video fifty fucking times and it’s still killing me
CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER
I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart ass is gonna ruin your life
The price of being a superhero them and now by Bob Al-Green
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.
Credits to me.
I’m spreading the message that no matter how you look, the only thing that matters is your determination in something. Slappy sure does everything in his will to make the crowd sad. He’s always guilt-tripping about his past just to get us to vote for him. I’m rooting for flippy because he is doing his best, and not being dramatic over nothing.
I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,
Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.
She is the Supreme.
ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm
i know there are some writers who follow me
I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.
ive learned a lot today omg
i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
why am i reblogging this
As a writer, I genuinely thank you. Thank God for tumblr. Where the hell else am I going to learn this sort of stuff? Not school or my parents, that’s for damn sure. *sighs*
hermetically sealed shame basket
this post is gold
Even though it’s likely Jade will come back, be it via Jane’s Life powers or the Ring of Life, I guess I’m sad her death is considered Just.
I mean just thinking that
saviour of the original session
deserved to die
is heart breaking.
the thing is it wasn’t meant to be just
it was rigged
I’ll help you with that Karkat!